A barb's story by Mihey

Me barb! Me tell story!

Me awake morning. Go kill roc and eat it for breakfast.
Then go potty cuz roc was old.
Then drink water.
Then go potty cuz drink too much.

Now me clean hally. A giant still stabbed on it. Throw it onto rakhasa near.
Then me clean yeti fur. Washed each flea with soap. Me wash boots, too.
Salamander leap out of one and burned one bully near.

Me put stuff on and hunt.
Me decide go somewhere cool. So hot.
Me walk and walk and walk. No cool big blue bottles from giants. :o(
Did not walk straight. Rakhasa keep knocking me.

Soon me come to water. There is one building on some island. me look into it...
Pally trainer.
After chat and breaking his fine stuff, me go east.

There another building, no door.
Go around, no door.
Walk into wall, very solid.
Kill trogle, it drop some black round thing. Me play it...

* KABOOM!!! *

Wall fall down. In that building some weird fighter trainer... Talk to him. Hmm.
.. Pay for hally train?
He said sumthing about monkeys. And me feel stouter.
Me leave weirdo alone and go along cliff.
There some fire in water! It come from cave...
* heavy breath of fire * * sound of burning *
Me see dragon. Red. Me angry. He burn me.

AAAAYYYEeeeeaaaaa!

WHAM! BOING! WHAM! BANG! WHACK! SPANK! PLENK! WHAM!

AAAYYYeeeaaaaaaaa!

Dragon dead. Pick some gaunts, really cool. Put them on... ouch, sharp claws.
Me like them.
Me go to end of cave... stairs.
Climb up...
Damn. Another stairs. Too much... Me whack a wall... Hmm... hally disappear in
it.
Go search for it... Me find it in long hall. Me explore.
Find a hole in big room. Cool, better than stair. What down? Jump down...
No. Hot. Go back to stair.
Down. Cave. Me come out. Green. Play with wolves and bears.
Then swim. Suddenly light disappear. Something bites.
Soon light returns. Eew, some eye thing and one huge crab.

Slash and WHAM!

Yummy crab.

Me swim more... maybe more crabs?
See snow. Cool place! No more hot!
Err... freezing. Some white worm spit ice.

WHACK! WHAM! BONG!

It dead. Then me feel something strange...
Huge cat with huge teeth!

WHAM! WHACK! * poof *
Cat dead.

BOING!

Ouch. Some big white yeti smash me with club.

WHACK! BANG! WHACK! WHAM!

Me win. Yeti eat dust.
Me explore. Big building. No can break door.
Swim over water.
Green again. Tree. And road.
Walk it. Find a big town.
There child. His dog is somewhere out.
Me kind. Me like child. Me go find dog.
Find very big dog with strange ears. Say "Mooooo".
Take it to child. He give me some weird key. Me put it in ear. MMm....
Go explore around town.
Find cave. Mmmm... locked door.
Open with that strange key.
Some mentalist there.
Grrrrr....

AYEAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

WHACK! WHAM! BANG! WHACK!

Death to psi! Ayeeeaaaaaaa!

WHACK! WHAM! BANG! WHACK!

Ouch.

AYEEEEEeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

WHACK! WHAM! BANG! WHACK!

Ay... eh, ment dead. He has some amulet. Break it... mmmm, good. Drop staff too.
Break it later.

Me go back to town. King has birthday. Everyone on kings party. Me go, too...

MMmmm... stans, beer, cake... Wish king happy birthday. He ask me about cool
staff I have.
Ahh, this? me say. Then break it when all people around us...

- the end

Mihey